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@ -6083,12 +6083,13 @@ static const QuoteParams quotes[] =
{TEXT("Anonymous #20"), QuoteParams::slow, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Never make eye contact while eating a banana.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #21"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("I love my sixpack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #22"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("\"It's impossible.\" said pride.\n\"It's risky.\" said experience.\n\"It's pointless.\" said reason.\n\"Give it a try.\" whispered the heart.\n...\n\"What the hell was that?!?!?!?!?!\" shouted the anus two minutes later.")},
//{"Anonymous #23"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #23"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("A programmer is told to \"go to hell\".\nHe finds the worst part of that statement is the \"go to\".")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #24"), QuoteParams::slow, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("An Architect's dream is an Engineer's nightmare.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #25"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("In a way, I feel sorry for the kids of this generation.\nThey'll have parents who know how to check browser history.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #26"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("I would never bungee jump.\nI came into this world because of a broken rubber, and I'm not going out cause of one.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #27"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("I don't have a problem with caffeine.\nI have a problem without caffeine.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #28"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Why 6 afraid of 7?\nBecause 7 8 9 while 6 and 9 were flirting.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #29"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("How do you comfort a JavaScript bug?\nYou console it.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #30"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Why do Java developers wear glasses?\nBecause they don't C#.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #31"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it's 3 AM. And you're home alone. And you don't have a baby.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #32"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, \"You look terrible. Are you OK?\"\nThe second byte replies, \"No, just feeling a bit off.\"")},
@ -6097,12 +6098,12 @@ static const QuoteParams quotes[] =
{TEXT("Anonymous #35"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Should array index start at 0 or 1?\nMy compromised solution is 0.5")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #36"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Every single time when I'm about to hug someone extremely sexy, I hit the mirror.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #37"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #38"), QuoteParams::slow, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("LISP = Lots of Irritating Silly Parentheses.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #38"), QuoteParams::slow, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("LISP = Lots of Irritating Silly Parentheses.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #39"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Perl, the only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #40"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("People ask me why, as an atheist, I still say: OH MY GOD.\nIt makes perfect sense: We say \"Oh my God\" when something is UNBELIEVABLE.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #41"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("1. Dig a hole.\n2. Name it love.\n3. Watch people falling in love.\n")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #42"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Don't think of yourself as an ugly person.\nThink of yourself as a beautiful monkey.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #43"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Afraid to die alone?\nBecome a bus driver.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #43"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Afraid to die alone?\nBecome a bus driver.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #44"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("The first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #45"), QuoteParams::slow, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Rhinos are just fat unicorns.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #46"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Sometimes when I'm writing Javascript I want to throw up my hands and say \"this is bullshit!\"\nbut I can never remember what \"this\" refers to.")},
@ -6118,6 +6119,7 @@ static const QuoteParams quotes[] =
{TEXT("Anonymous #56"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Religion is like circumcision.\nIf you wait until someone is 21 to tell them about it they probably won't be interested.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #57"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("No, no, no, I'm not insulting you.\nI'm describing you.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #58"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("I bought a dog once. Named him \"Stay\".\n\"Come here, Stay.\"\nHe's insane now.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #59"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Law of Software Quality:\n errors = (more code)²\ne = mc²")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #60"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Yesterday I named my Wifi network \"hack me if you can\"\nToday when I woke up it was changed to \"challenge accepted\".")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #61"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Your mother is so fat,\nthe recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #62"), QuoteParams::slow, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Oral sex makes my day, but anal sex makes my hole weak.")},
@ -6147,13 +6149,14 @@ static const QuoteParams quotes[] =
{TEXT("Anonymous #86"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #87"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("I promised I would never kill someone who had my blood.\nBut that mosquito made me break my word.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #88"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("A foo walks into a bar,\ntakes a look around and\nsays \"Hello World!\".")},
//{TEXT'"Anonymous #89"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #90"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Clapping:\n(verb)\nRepeatedly high-fiving yourself for someone else's accomplishments.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #91"), QuoteParams::slow, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("CV: ctrl-C, ctrl-V")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #91"), QuoteParams::slow, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("CV: ctrl-C, ctrl-V")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #92"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Mondays are not so bad.\nIt's your job that sucks.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #93"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("[In a job interview]\nInterviewer: What's your greatest weakness?\nCandidate: Honesty.\nInterviewer: I don't think honesty is a weakness.\nCandidate: I don't give a fuck what you think.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #94"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Hey, I just met you\nAnd this is crazy\nHere's my number 127.0.0.1\nPing me maybe?")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #95"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("What if the spider you killed in your house had spend his entire life thinking you were his roomate?\nEver think aboutn that?\nNo. You only think about yourself.\n")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #96"), QuoteParams::slow, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Code for 6 minutes, debug for 6 hours.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #96"), QuoteParams::slow, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Code for 6 minutes, debug for 6 hours.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #97"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Real Programmers don't comment their code.\nIf it was hard to write, it should be hard to read.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #98"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("My neighbours listen to good music.\nWhether they like it or not.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #99"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("I've been using Vim for about 2 years now,\nmostly because I can't figure out how to exit it.")},
@ -6171,29 +6174,29 @@ static const QuoteParams quotes[] =
{TEXT("Anonymous #112"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_CSS, TEXT("#hulk {\n height: 200%;\n width: 200%;\n color: green;\n}\n")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #113"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Open source is communism.\nAt least it is what communism was meant to be.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #114"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("How can you face your problem if your problem is your face?")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #115"), QuoteParams::slow, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("YOLOLO:\nYou Only LOL Once.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #115"), QuoteParams::slow, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("YOLOLO:\nYou Only LOL Once.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #116"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Every exit is an entrance to new experiences.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #117"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("A Native American was asked:\n\"Do you celebrate Columbus day?\"\nHe replied:\n\"I don't know, do Jews celebrate Hitler's birthday?\"")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #118"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("I love necrophilia, but i can't stand the awkward silences.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #119"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("\"I'm gonna Google that. BING that, Bing that, sorry.\"\n- The CEO of Bing (many times per day still)")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #120"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("GRAMMAR\nThe difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #121"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("5 out of 6 people agree that Russian roulette is completely saft.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #122"), QuoteParams::slow, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Nerd?\nI prefer the term \"Intellectual badass\".")},
//{"Anonymous #123"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #120"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("GRAMMAR\nThe difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #121"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("5 out of 6 people agree that Russian roulette is completely safe.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #122"), QuoteParams::slow, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Nerd?\nI prefer the term \"Intellectual badass\".")},
//{"Anonymous #123"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #124"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("You don't need religion to have morals.\nIf you can't determine right from wrong then you lack empathy, not religion.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #125"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Pooping with the door opened is the meaning of true freedom.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #126"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Social media does not make people stupid.\nIt just makes stupid people more visible.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #127"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_SQL, TEXT("SELECT finger\nFROM hand\nWHERE id = 2 ;\n")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #127"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_SQL, TEXT("SELECT finger\nFROM hand\nWHERE id = 2 ;\n")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #128"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("I love sleep.\nNot because I'm lazy.\nBut because my dreams are better than my real life.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #129"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("What is the most used language in programming?\n\nProfanity\n")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #130"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Common sense is so rare, it's kinda like a superpower...")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #129"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("What is the most used language in programming?\n\nProfanity\n")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #130"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Common sense is so rare, it's kinda like a superpower...")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #131"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #132"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Benchmarks don't lie, but liars do benchmarks.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #133"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #132"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Benchmarks don't lie, but liars do benchmarks.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #133"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #134"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Linux is user friendly.\nIt's just picky about its friends.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #135"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Theory is when you know something, but it doesn't work.\nPractice is when something works, but you don't know why.\nProgrammers combine theory and practice: nothing works and they don't know why.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #136"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Documentation is like sex:\nwhen it's good, it's very, very good;\nwhen it's bad, it's better than nothing.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #137"), QuoteParams::slow, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Home is where you poop most comfortably.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #137"), QuoteParams::slow, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Home is where you poop most comfortably.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #138"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Laptop Speakers problem: too quiet for music, too loud for porn.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #139"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Chinese food to go: $16\nGas to go get the food: $2\nDrove home just to realize they forgot one of your containers: RICELESS")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #140"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("MS Windows is like religion to most people: they are born into it, accept it as default, never consider switching to another.")},
@ -6201,7 +6204,7 @@ static const QuoteParams quotes[] =
{TEXT("Anonymous #142"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("You are nothing but a number of days,\nwhenever each day passes then part of you has gone.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #143"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("If 666 is evil, does that make 25.8069758011 the root of all evil?")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #144"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("I don't want to sound like a badass but\nI eject my USB drive without removing it safely.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #145"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("feet (noun)\na device used for finding legos in the dark")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #145"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("feet (noun)\na device used for finding legos in the dark")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #146"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Buy a sheep\nName it \"Relation\"\nNow you have a Relationsheep\n")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #147"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("I dig, you dig, we dig,\nhe dig, she dig, they dig...\n\nIt's not a beautiful poem,\nbut it's very deep.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #148"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_BASH, TEXT("# UNIX command line Russian roulette:\n[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf /* || echo *Click*\n")},
@ -6221,7 +6224,7 @@ static const QuoteParams quotes[] =
{TEXT("Sam Redwine"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Software and cathedrals are much the same - first we build them, then we pray.")},
{TEXT("Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.")},
{TEXT("Jessica Gaston"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("One man's crappy software is another man's full time job.")},
{TEXT("Barack Obama"), QuoteParams::slow, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Yes, we scan!")},
{TEXT("Barack Obama"), QuoteParams::slow, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Yes, we scan!")},
{TEXT("xkcd.com"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_C, TEXT("int getRandomNumber()\n{\n return 4; //chosen by fair dice roll, guaranteed to be random.\n}\n")},
{TEXT("Gandhi"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Earth provides enough to satisfy every man's need, but not every man's greed.")},
{TEXT("R. D. Laing"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.")},