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Don Ho 2021-08-06 01:58:26 +02:00
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@ -7041,7 +7041,7 @@ static const QuoteParams quotes[] =
{TEXT("Anonymous #52"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("What's the difference between religion and bullshit?\nThe bull.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #53"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #54"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Decimal: 1 + 1 = 2\nBinary: 1 + 1 = 10\nBoolean: 1 + 1 = 1\nJavaScript(hold my beer) : 1 + 1 = 11\n")},
//{TEXT("Anonymous #55"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #55"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Don't be ashamed of who you are.\nThat's your parents job.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #56"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Religion is like circumcision.\nIf you wait until someone is 21 to tell them about it they probably won't be interested.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #57"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("No, no, no, I'm not insulting you.\nI'm describing you.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #58"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("I bought a dog once. Named him \"Stay\".\n\"Come here, Stay.\"\nHe's insane now.")},
@ -7064,7 +7064,7 @@ static const QuoteParams quotes[] =
{TEXT("Anonymous #75"), QuoteParams::slow, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("I think therefore I am\nnot religious.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #76"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Even if being gay were a choice, so what?\nPeople choose to be assholes and they can get married.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #77"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Governments are like diapers.\nThey should be changed often, and for the same reason.")},
//{TEXT("Anonymous #78"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #78"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Mathématiquement, un cocu est un entier qui partage sa moitié avec un tiers.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #79"), QuoteParams::slow, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("I'm a creationist.\nI believe man created God.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #80"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Let's eat kids.\nLet's eat, kids.\n\nUse a comma.\nSave lives.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #81"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("A male engineering student was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, \"If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess.\" He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.\n\nThe frog spoke up again and said, \"If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week.\" The engineering student took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it; and returned it to his pocket.\n\nThe frog then cried out, \"If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want.\" Again the boy took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.\n\nFinally, the frog asked, \"What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?\" The boy said, \"Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool.\"\n")},
@ -7074,7 +7074,7 @@ static const QuoteParams quotes[] =
{TEXT("Anonymous #85"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Race, religion, ethnic pride and nationalism etc... does nothing but teach you how to hate people that you've never met.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #86"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #87"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("I promised I would never kill someone who had my blood.\nBut that mosquito made me break my word.")},
//{TEXT("Anonymous #88"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #88"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Si un jour une chaise te dit que t'as un joli cul, tu trouveras ça bizarre mais c'est juste un compliment d'objet direct.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #89"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("The biggest step in any relationship isn't the first kiss.\nIt's the first fart.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #90"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Clapping:\n(verb)\nRepeatedly high-fiving yourself for someone else's accomplishments.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #91"), QuoteParams::slow, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("CV: ctrl-C, ctrl-V")},
@ -7096,7 +7096,7 @@ static const QuoteParams quotes[] =
{TEXT("Anonymous #108"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_CSS, TEXT("#your-mom {\n width: 100000000000000000000px;\n float: nope;\n}\n")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #109"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("What's the best thing about UDP jokes?\nI don't care if you get them.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #110"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("A programmer had a problem, so he decided to use threads.\nNow 2 has. He problems")},
//{TEXT("Anonymous #111"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #111"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("I'VE NEVER BEEN VERY GOOD AT GEOGRAPHY.\nBUT I CAN NAME AT LEAST ONE CITY IN FRANCE, WHICH IS NICE.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #112"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_CSS, TEXT("#hulk {\n height: 200%;\n width: 200%;\n color: green;\n}\n")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #113"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example:\n- Jane ate her friend's sandwich.\n- Jane ate her friend's colon.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #114"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("How can you face your problem if your problem is your face?")},
@ -7113,7 +7113,7 @@ static const QuoteParams quotes[] =
{TEXT("Anonymous #125"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Pooping with the door opened is the meaning of true freedom.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #126"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Social media does not make people stupid.\nIt just makes stupid people more visible.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #127"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_SQL, TEXT("SELECT finger\nFROM hand\nWHERE id = 2 ;\n")},
//{TEXT("Anonymous #128"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #128"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("3 men are on a boat. They have 4 cigarettes, but nothing to light them with.\nSo they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #129"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("What is the most used language in programming?\n\nProfanity\n")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #130"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Common sense is so rare, it's kinda like a superpower...")},
{TEXT("Anonymous #131"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.")},
@ -7157,6 +7157,10 @@ static const QuoteParams quotes[] =
{TEXT("Anonymous #169"), QuoteParams::slow, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("JavaScript is not a language.\nIt's a programming jokes generator.") },
{TEXT("Anonymous #170"), QuoteParams::slow, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("A journalist asked Linus Torvalds what makes code bad.\nHe replied : No comment.") },
{TEXT("Anonymous #171"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("If you spell \"Nothing\" backwards, it becomes \"Gnihton\" which also means nothing.") },
{TEXT("Anonymous #172"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Programming in Javascript is like looking both ways before you cross the street, and then getting hit by an airplane.") },
{TEXT("Anonymous #173"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Q: Why do we need a backend, why not just connect front end to database???\n\nA: Yeah! And why do we eat and go to the bathroom while we can throw the food directly in the toilet? Because stuff needs to get processed. ;)\n") },
{TEXT("Anonymous #174"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Someday, once humans are extinct from covid-19. I hope whatever species rules Earth makes chicken nuggets in the shape of us, like we did for dinosaurs.") },
{TEXT("Anonymous #175"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Linkedin is basically a reversed Tinder.\nHot girls write to nerd guys and they didn't reply.") },
{TEXT("xkcd"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Never have I felt so close to another soul\nAnd yet so helplessly alone\nAs when I Google an error\nAnd there's one result\nA thread by someone with the same problem\nAnd no answer\nLast posted to in 2003\n\n\"Who were you, DenverCoder9?\"\n\"What did you see?!\"\n\n(ref: https://xkcd.com/979/)") },
{TEXT("A developer"), QuoteParams::slow, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("No hugs & kisses.\nOnly bugs & fixes.") },
{TEXT("Elon Musk"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Don't set your password as your child's name.\nName your child after your password.") },
@ -7183,6 +7187,8 @@ static const QuoteParams quotes[] =
{TEXT("Dennis Ritchie"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Empty your memory, with a free(), like a pointer.\nIf you cast a pointer to a integer, it becomes the integer.\nIf you cast a pointer to a struct, it becomes the struct.\nThe pointer can crash, and can overflow.\nBe a pointer my friend.")},
{TEXT("Chewbacca"), QuoteParams::slow, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Uuuuuuuuuur Ahhhhrrrrrr\nUhrrrr Ahhhhrrrrrr\nAaaarhg...")},
{TEXT("Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez"), QuoteParams::slow, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("No one ever makes a billion dollars.\nYou TAKE a billion dollars.")},
{TEXT("Freddy Krueger"), QuoteParams::slow, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Never stop dreaming.\n")},
{TEXT("Francis bacon"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Knowledge is power. France is bacon.\n\nWhen I was young my father said to me: \"Knowledge is power, Francis Bacon.\" I understood it as \"Knowledge is power, France is bacon.\"\n\nFor more than a decade I wondered over the meaning of the second part and what was the surreal linkage between the two. If I said the quote to someone, \"Knowledge is power, France is Bacon\", they nodded knowingly. Or someone might say, \"Knowledge is power\" and I'd finish the quote \"France is Bacon\" and they wouldn't look at me like I'd said something very odd, but thoughtfully agree. I did ask a teacher what did \"Knowledge is power, France is bacon\" mean and got a full 10-minute explanation of the \"knowledge is power\" bit but nothing on \"France is bacon\". When I prompted further explanation by saying \"France is bacon?\" in a questioning tone I just got a \"yes\". At 12 I didn't have the confidence to press it further. I just accepted it as something I'd never understand.\n\nIt wasn't until years later I saw it written down that the penny dropped.\n")},
{TEXT("Space Invaders"), QuoteParams::speedOfLight, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("\n\n ▄██▄\n ▄██████▄ █ █ █▀▀▀\n ██▄██▄██ █ █ █▄▄\n ▄▀▄▄▀▄ █ █ █ █\n ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀ ▀▀ ▀▀ ▀▀▀▀\n\n ▀▄ ▄▀ ▄█▀▀▀ ▄█▀▀█▄ █▀▄▀█ █▀▀▀\n ▄█▀███▀█▄ █ █ █ █ ▀ █ █▄▄\n █ █▀▀▀▀▀█ █ █▄ █▄ ▄█ █ █ █\n ▀▀ ▀▀ ▀▀▀▀ ▀▀▀▀ ▀ ▀ ▀▀▀▀\n\n ▄▄█████▄▄ ▀█▀ █▀▄ █\n ██▀▀███▀▀██ █ █ ▀▄ █\n ▀▀██▀▀▀██▀▀ █ █ ▀▄█\n ▄█▀ ▀▀▀ ▀█▄ ▀▀▀ ▀ ▀▀\n\n ▄▄████▄▄ █▀▀█ █▀▀▀ ▄▀▀▄ ▄█▀▀▀ █▀▀▀\n ▄██████████▄ █▄▄█ █▄▄ █▄▄█ █ █▄▄ \n ▄██▄██▄██▄██▄██▄ █ █ █ █ █▄ █ \n ▀█▀ ▀▀ ▀█▀ ▀ ▀▀▀▀ ▀ ▀ ▀▀▀▀ ▀▀▀▀\n\n") },
{TEXT("#JeSuisCharlie"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Freedom of expression is like the air we breathe, we don't feel it, until people take it away from us.\n\nFor this reason, Je suis Charlie, not because I endorse everything they published, but because I cherish the right to speak out freely without risk even when it offends others.\nAnd no, you cannot just take someone's life for whatever he/she expressed.\n\nHence this \"Je suis Charlie\" edition.\n")}
};