Friends are just like trees
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{TEXT("Christopher Thompson"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code.")},
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{TEXT("Vidiu Platon"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("I don't care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!")},
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{TEXT("Edward V Berard"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.")},
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{TEXT("pixadel"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Fine, Java MIGHT be a good example of what a programming language should be like. But Java applications are good examples of what applications SHOULDN'T be like.")},
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{TEXT("pixadel"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Fine, Java MIGHT be a good example of what a programming language should be like.\nBut Java applications are good examples of what applications SHOULDN'T be like.")},
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{TEXT("Oktal"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn't show up in a Unix directory listing.")},
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{TEXT("Bjarne Stroustrup"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("In C++ it's harder to shoot yourself in the foot, but when you do, you blow off your whole leg.")},
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{TEXT("Mosher's Law of Software Engineering"), QuoteParams::rapid, true, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Don't worry if it doesn't work right. If everything did, you'd be out of a job.")},
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{TEXT("Anonymous #177"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Documentation is a love letter that you write to your future self.\n") },
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{TEXT("Anonymous #178"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("When I die, I hope it's early in the morning so I don't have to go to work that day for no reason.\n") },
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{TEXT("Anonymous #179"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Workers plaay football\nManagers play tennis\nCEOs play golf\n\nHigher the function, smaller the balls.\n") },
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{TEXT("Anonymous #180"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Friends are just like trees.\nThey fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.\n") },
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{TEXT("xkcd"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Never have I felt so close to another soul\nAnd yet so helplessly alone\nAs when I Google an error\nAnd there's one result\nA thread by someone with the same problem\nAnd no answer\nLast posted to in 2003\n\n\"Who were you, DenverCoder9?\"\n\"What did you see?!\"\n\n(ref: https://xkcd.com/979/)") },
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{TEXT("A developer"), QuoteParams::slow, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("No hugs & kisses.\nOnly bugs & fixes.") },
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{TEXT("Elon Musk"), QuoteParams::rapid, false, SC_CP_UTF8, L_TEXT, TEXT("Don't set your password as your child's name.\nName your child after your password.") },
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